Hey everybody, Derril here.

Just wanted to let everyone know the truth behind our next cd. I've been working long and hard on the new recordings and I want the listener to know how this sort of thing came together.

First, we all got together and wrote songs. we jammed and had a lot of fights.

Then we recorded John's drums. He's not a very good drummer though, so I waited until he left and just programmed them all in Reason using obscure electronica samples.

Next was Brent. He played 50 million guitar parts on top of eachother and did about 5,000 solos. Most of them were out of tune though, so I just muted them and played it myself on a Playskool ukelele.

After that we had to drug tony to get him in the studio. Normally he's actually pretty good, but I guess the drugs had an effect so he just kept playing Van Halen covers and his tracks were useless. Plus his hair was everywhere, screaming infidelities. Basically I just copied the tracks I recorded for brent and EQ'ed them differently.

Jack was gonna record all his erhu parts at home and import them into our sessions, but it turns out I have this really cool keyboard patch on my casio called "panflute" that sounds better than an erhu anyway. I'm just gonna delete all jack's work and play my keyboard.

Then, of course, there are my bass parts. After playing the rest of the album I didnt really feel like playing bass, so I just recorded a single note and I'm using Autotune to makes the rest of the cd.

So there you have it. When I come up with a name and finish up this wicked awesome Microsoft Paint file I have for the artwork I'll let you know.